As an adult, there’s no reason why you should be using a fork to eat rice when you’re not three being forced to finish your food before the school bus comes.
To show you’re not greedy
I mean, why are you using a spoon to eat if you’re not a Freddy thief? For the same work rate, you might as well use a shovel.
You respect your ancestors by letting some fall down
Forks would never disrespect your ancestors as spoons will. The prongs were designed so good calls fall down to the gods. So if your life is not doing okay, that’s why.
To show you respect the food
Only people that don’t respect food would eat it fast. Good food should be approximated and chewed slowly to show that you love how good it tastes and that you’re willing to be patient.
Because you’re an adult
For god sake, you’re not 14 and going through puberty. Why would you rush your good like that? Ever seen a teenage boy heap food with a spoon? Yeah, that’s what you look like.
So the forks don’t get lonely
It’s just human decency to use the fork as much as you use your spoon, so they don’t start feeling left out. Just be kind, abeg.
You can use it to chook anyone that tried to beg you
Have you ever seen anyone protect themself with a spoon? No, but you can always use a fork to scare off those who don’t let others eat in peace.
It’ll never betray you when you wash it
One thing a fork would never do is spray water all over your body when you try to wash it. Do with that information what you must.
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