There are those that think they give off cool vibes, and there are those that are the cool vibes.
It’s not hard to spot the main character if you know exactly what to look out for.
They have dyed/bald/afro/dreadlocked hair
The main character has to stand out. How do you stand out from normal human beings if you don’t sport a showy, unconventional hairstyle?
They can pull off unique jackets
Bonus points if it’s a leather jacket.
They rock bold fashion
They aren’t afraid to channel their inner ashawo.
They have their PVC
They know that making noise on social media isn’t the only thing that’ll save Nigeria.
They wear earpods
Because no cool kid has time to be detangling earpiece every time.
They’re on 234 (Nigerian) Twitter
They always have something to say, and they don’t even mind getting dragged for it.
They’re subscribed to Zikoko daily
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